{"id":43,"date":"2014-03-03T18:34:02","date_gmt":"2014-03-03T23:34:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onlyfunnytous.com\/?p=43"},"modified":"2024-07-14T19:49:02","modified_gmt":"2024-07-15T00:49:02","slug":"gatlinburg-with-salt-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlyfunnytous.com\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"Gatlinburg with salt water&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>With special guest, Ted V.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Myrtle Beach, the land of golf stores, cheap t-shirts, and underage drinking.\u00a0 Everyone has a story.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/onlyfunnytous.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/beach1990.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"46\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/onlyfunnytous.com\/?attachment_id=46\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/onlyfunnytous.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/beach1990.jpg?fit=960%2C625&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"960,625\" 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https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/onlyfunnytous.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/clifsmokes.jpg?w=409&amp;ssl=1 409w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/onlyfunnytous.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/clifsofa.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"54\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/onlyfunnytous.com\/?attachment_id=54\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/onlyfunnytous.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/clifsofa.jpg?fit=456%2C320&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"456,320\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"clifsofa\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/onlyfunnytous.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/clifsofa.jpg?fit=456%2C320&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-54\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/onlyfunnytous.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/clifsofa.jpg?resize=300%2C210&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"clifsofa\" width=\"300\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/onlyfunnytous.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/clifsofa.jpg?resize=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/onlyfunnytous.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/clifsofa.jpg?w=456&amp;ssl=1 456w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Episode 3<\/p>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_5480\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-43-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" 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