{"id":2543,"date":"2024-12-30T20:09:27","date_gmt":"2024-12-31T01:09:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlyfunnytous.com\/?p=2543"},"modified":"2024-12-30T20:09:29","modified_gmt":"2024-12-31T01:09:29","slug":"dreams-pee-pants-and-party-fails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlyfunnytous.com\/?p=2543","title":{"rendered":"Dreams, Pee Pants, and Party Fails"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This week on OFTU, the gang&#8217;s lottery dreams are dashed as Ben\u2019s MegaMillions ticket lands them a whopping $12\u2014just enough to call themselves \u201cdollaraire\u201d royalty. From there, the conversation takes a wild turn as they delve into recurring dreams. Unsurprisingly, Steve and TJ&#8217;s involve nudity. Things get, well, strange when TJ brings up peeing in odd places and wetting his pants, prompting the group to wonder if there\u2019s a deeper issue\u2014or a kink\u2014at play. Clif ups the ante with jaw-dropping stories from his workplaces, where people made chairs their personal restrooms, and shares a haunting tale of a drunk girl who peed in a trashcan while staring him down like a champion of awkwardness. The nostalgia train rolls into Shawn\u2019s legendary parties, where drinking was the main attraction. 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From there, the conversation takes a wild turn as they delve into recurring dreams. Unsurprisingly, Steve and TJ&#8217;s involve nudity. 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