{"id":2526,"date":"2024-12-15T20:12:51","date_gmt":"2024-12-16T01:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlyfunnytous.com\/?p=2526"},"modified":"2024-12-15T20:12:52","modified_gmt":"2024-12-16T01:12:52","slug":"steve-mr-christmas-crowley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlyfunnytous.com\/?p=2526","title":{"rendered":"Steve \u2018Mr. Christmas\u2019 Crowley"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This week, we\u2019re coming at you live from a Sunday night, not because we\u2019re passionate about the podcast, but because Steve\u2019s been too busy hitting up Christmas parties all weekend. And no, it\u2019s not because he\u2019s filled with holiday spirit\u2014it\u2019s because of the free food and alcohol. Priorities, people.<br>   Next, we dive into the important question of our time: How many 2nd graders could we each beat up before they finally overpower us? (Spoiler: We all have questionable answers.) The discussion takes a strange turn when Ben reads a gripping article from the Senate Street Gazette about Steve\u2019s wild antics in a kiddie pool Jell-O wrestling match\u2014against three female little people. Yeah, it\u2019s exactly as bizarre as it sounds.<br>Finally, we round out the episode like any good group of middle-aged men would\u2014by talking about food. 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