{"id":1006,"date":"2015-09-07T18:13:47","date_gmt":"2015-09-07T23:13:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onlyfunnytous.com\/?p=1006"},"modified":"2024-07-14T19:48:04","modified_gmt":"2024-07-15T00:48:04","slug":"awkward-sex-in-5-wordsthe-chicken-skin-story-and-tjs-breakups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlyfunnytous.com\/?p=1006","title":{"rendered":"Awkward Sex In 5 Words,The Chicken Skin Story and TJ&#8217;s Breakups"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>It&#8217;s RACE WEEKEND!<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Well, it was. <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>We spend a little time talking about it, but since none of us really follow racing, it was brief and somehow morphed into football and concerts. Steve did his best to pretend to be a sports fan, but after some questioning from Ben and TJ, his charade was revealed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>TJ has his usual papers (and a headlamp to read them with).\u00a0 Do your best not to doze off during the &#8220;Actual Exchanges Between Pilots and Control Towers&#8221;.\u00a0 He allegedly left out the long and boring ones, but I&#8217;m not sure about that though.\u00a0 After you listen, you&#8217;ll probably agree.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div><strong>We then talk about was how to make sex awkward with 5 words. To which we add a few of our own.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>During this, TJ brings up &#8220;Chicken Skin&#8221;.\u00a0 No more needs to be said here.\u00a0 Just listen.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>This leads to a discussion of some of TJ&#8217;s breakups&#8230;and what an ass he is.\u00a0 Or was.\u00a0 You choose.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>We round the show out with a list of forgotten 90&#8217;s adult beverages.\u00a0 Unfortunately, we remember several of them.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Episode 82<\/div>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_6088\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1006-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/www.onlyfunnytous.com\/podcasts\/only_funny_to_us082.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/www.onlyfunnytous.com\/podcasts\/only_funny_to_us082.mp3\">http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/www.onlyfunnytous.com\/podcasts\/only_funny_to_us082.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/www.onlyfunnytous.com\/podcasts\/only_funny_to_us082.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/onlyfunnytous.com\/?powerpress_pinw=1006-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/www.onlyfunnytous.com\/podcasts\/only_funny_to_us082.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"only_funny_to_us082.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><!--powerpress_player-->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s RACE WEEKEND! 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